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THE CURRENT PICK(S): 

Quote worth considering: "We cannot expect the Americans to jump from capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving Americans small doses of socialism until they suddenly awake to find they have Communism." 
~ Soviet Leader Nikita Khrushchev, 1959~

The Proper Way To Listen To Classical Music (taken from a Dillon Aero M134 Highlight Reel)

Mass Slaughter In Our Schools: The Terrorists' Chilling Plan?

And on the lighter side... Well maybe lighter. Osama on Santa. WARNING: Graphic Puppet Violence 

Greatest Movie Line Ever

The Way Airline Pilots Should Talk

Alarming Threat Identified

Why I Carry a Gun

20 Ways to be a Good Democrat

What do the top ten cities with the highest poverty rate all have in common?
  1. Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1961;

  2. Buffalo , NY (2nd) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1954;

  3. Cincinnati, OH (3rd)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1984;

  4. Cleveland, OH (4th)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1989;

  5. Miami, FL (5th) has never had a Republican mayor;

  6. St. Louis, MO (6th)....hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1949;

  7. El Paso, TX (7th) has never had a Republican mayor;

  8. Milwaukee, WI (8th)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1908;

  9. Philadelphia, PA (9th)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1952;

  10. Newark, NJ(10th)...hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1907.

Einstein once said, 'The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.'

It is the disadvantaged who habitually elect Democrats --- yet are still disadvantaged.

Opinion: The Disadvantaged remain disadvantaged because they are looking for a Liberal Democratic Government to give them something, when all they have to do is work for it. (How can a person be 5th Generation Disadvantaged in this Country?)

Don't get me wrong... the Republicans aren't standing up for you and me like they should but the Democrats sound like a bunch of "Communist Redistribution of Wealth" advocates and they STILL derive their power from keeping the poor people poor. Shame on you! 

My neighbors seem offended by my ownership of guns.  In order to let
them know I am tolerant of their position, I put a sign in my yard.

20 Ways to be a Good Democrat

  1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

  2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

  3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

  4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

  5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

  6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

  7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

  8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

  9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but urban activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

  10. You have to believe that having self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

  11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.

  12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

  13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

  14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

  15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

  16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

  17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

  18. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

  19. You have to believe that John Kerry's Purple Hearts are legitimate.

  20. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.


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The Rantings of a Mad Man

(and we're not sure what definition of "mad" is appropriate. Editor)

I've been (mostly) convinced that I should use this section for my current rants and raves. I'm hesitant to make this kind of section because of the pressure on me to come up with witty, poignant, socially relative commentary on a regular basis. But then I may eventually allow feedback so I can see what is up with you and then I can either agree or make fun of your problems. Hmmm, this may have potential after all. So...

I have just returned from a meeting with someone that didn't want to be associated with this website. (Who would have "thunk" it?) The funny thing was that even though they had benefited from being mentioned here in keeping with their stated mission statement, they were concerned that "other people" might make some kind of assumption about their involvement with, not the information found here but rather, the name of the website in general. As many of you know I hold the sacrifice made by our Armed Forces guys higher than most and feel obligated to take advantage of the freedoms they have fought and died for. While I realize that the liberal, left wing, commie types have these rights and sometimes use them to denigrate those same brave men and women, I am always caught off guard by those that cheapen the sacrifice by trying to prevent others from exercising those same freedoms. In this case it wasn't the previously mentioned misguided group, but a group I thought would be more tolerant. So, in case you missed it, we won't be mentioning some local organizations because they are afraid of offending some other organizations... 

Wait what am I saying... I don't care whether someone else likes the truth or not so disregard. Instead of recommending things in the future, we'll simply REVIEW them and let you decide. I don't think those involved will like that better, but then they can have their own website.

Until then... Remember: never forget. It does wonders for the memory.

 

Alarming Threat Identified

 

Doctors vs. Gun Owners

Does the Government want your guns to protect you or them?
 
Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
(Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health & Human Services)
 
Now think about this:
Gun Owners
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
    (Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.
(Statistics courtesy of FBI)
 
So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,096 times more dangerous than gun owners.
 
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.
 
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT
Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
 
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

 

Why I Carry a Gun ..........

My old grandpa said to me, "Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take a 'butt whoopin'."

I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world

I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.

I don't carry a gun because I'm angry. I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.

I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy. I carry a gun because, when I die and go to Heaven, I want to be a cowboy.

I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.

I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.

I don't carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.

"Police Protection" is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves. Police do not protect you from crime; they usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.

Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die

And too old to take a 'butt whoopin'.

..author unknown (but obviously brilliant)

Remember the average response time to a 911 call is over 4 minutes.

The average response time of a 357 magnum is 1400 FPS. Would you rather have a policeman on the phone or a gun in your hands when someone evil is entering your home?

In case you didn't know... (according to the box that a Dairy Queen steak finger dinner comes in)
  • Texas covers a whopping 267,000 square miles
  • measures nearly 800 mi wide, almost 800 mi long
  • the name comes from the Hasinai indian word "tejas" meaning "friends"
  • capital: Austin
  • population: 20,851,820
  • 28th state of the USA
  • motto: friendship
  • flower: bluebonnet
  • bird: mockingbird
  • shell: whelk
  • nickname: Lone Star State
  • song: "Texas, Our Texas"
  • the state flag is the 1839 national flag of the Republic of Texas

p.s. If you don't know what a "Dairy Queen" or "steak finger dinner" is you are definitely NOT from Texas!

 

A Sad Parallel...

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be a automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: you child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

 

THIS DESERVES YOUR ATTENTION REGARDLESS OF YOUR POLITICAL OR RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION .   PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ IT AND HOPEFULLY YOU WILL FEEL THE NEED TO FORWARD IT ON AS I HAVE. MAY "GOD" BLESS AMERICA

Whether you agree or disagree, this young soldier's words should be heard. He doesn't have the political clout to be on TV or written up in the press. We hear very little from "his" side. Please read and pass it on... Karon A. Lewis, MAJ USAR (and me, the editor of this site!)

This was written by a 22 year-old soldier, I wish everyone in America could read it;

 
 Hope Rides Alone
By Eddie Jeffers

Special note from the editor: Sgt. Eddie Jeffers was killed in Iraq on September 19, 2007. He was 23. We express our sympathy and respect to him and his family for his ultimate sacrifice for us.

 
 I stare out into the darkness from my post, and I watch the city
 burn to the ground.  I smell the familiar smells, I walk through
 the familiar rubble, and I look at the frightened faces that watch
 me pass down the streets of their neighborhoods.  My nerves hardly
 rest; my hands are steady on a device that has been given to me
 by my government for the purpose of taking the lives of others.

 

Click here to read the rest...

 

Salt Grass Trail Ride: The oldest, the biggest, and the best!

February in Houston means that the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo is coming to town! Thousands of trail riders on horses and in wagons trace the routes of 19th century cattle drives as they make their way into Houston in time for the opening day of this annual event. Some of our guys participated in this year's (2007) Salt Grass Trail Ride. We have placed some pictures here to show what it is like this year (GORGEOUS weather)! The 2006 pictures are here (although the pictures can't really depict how cold and wet you can be riding a horse around Houston, Texas!). Click here if you want more information on the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo.

 

And on the lighter side... 

Afghani Human Bomb School 

If you need to take your mind off of work . . . close your door, sit back and enjoy 4 1/2 minutes of pure entertainment.  Guaranteed to generate a "wow."  
This guy is amazing !

German Engineering vs. Muslim Technology.

Finally, a sensible news broadcaster!

Patches the Horse

LETTER FROM A FARM KID (now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training) 

This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary.

Merry Christmas

Katrina fun is down further... Including the *NEW* Battle of New Orleans song!

And a special page for the Hon. Mayor Ray Nagin since he has become almost as funny as Jesse Jackson.

Eminent Domain

If you get a chain letter, you can refer them to here.

Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:

Other stuff is down below but you'll just have to go look for it.

 

Texas vs. USC - Of course being a Baylor Bear and Texas A&M Aggie fan, this would have been just as funny had it been a Longhorn Cheerleader, but still...



Eminent Domain (or how the government can take your life and give it to someone else)

Well, it has finally happened... The Supreme (in name only) Court has handed down a decision that goes so far as to surpass even the reasons that our Founding Fathers threw tea into Boston Harbor and fought the Revolution against England. In case you missed it, here are a couple of links:

Municipalities Are Starting To Hurt Small Businesses Where They Live from the SMALL BUSINESS DIGEST

Eminent Domain Property Battle from Fox News

Rest assured, this battle is not over. Not by a long shot.


Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:  

1. Keep your priorities in order 

2. Know when to act without hesitation 

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. 

He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for once and for all he was going to prove there was no God. 

Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!" 

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. 

Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!" 

Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!" 

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! 

The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting. 

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?" 

"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid crap and act like a butthole!!! So he sent me!!"   

ONE NATION UNDER GOD!!!



And now some Hurricane Katrina Info:

Click here for the Battle of New Orleans Song! (MP3 file)

 

Placing the Blame...

 

New Orleans has a Democrat Mayor,
a Democrat City Council,
and a Democrat Chief of Police.

 

Louisiana has a Democrat Governor,
a Democrat Lt. Governor,
a Democrat Attorney General;

 

24 of 39 Louisiana State Senators are Democrat,
67 of 105 Louisiana State House Representatives are Democrat,

 

there's a Democrat Representative in the House from New Orleans,
and one of two Senators in the Senate is a Democrat.

 

SO YOU CAN SEE WHY IT"S ALL PRESIDENT BUSH"S FAULT!

 

 

And for more fun... Click Here to see New Orleans Finest... Well, maybe not so much!

Not to ignore Hurricane Rita... 

Actually I think this was taken in a neighborhood that is a suburb of New Orleans. We in Texas wouldn't want to take credit for these guys trying to get their message across.

 


White Trash Hurricane Survival Kit:

  1.  Mustard.............................................check

  2. Cheetos.............................................check

  3. Toilet Paper........................................check

  4. Bud Light...........................................check

  5. Keystone Ice........................................check

  6. Budweiser...........................................check

  7. Red Dog.............................................check

  8. Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check

  9. Door on which to float your booze (and your old lady)...................................check

 To insure that all segments of society receive Fair and Equal

Opportunity Disaster-Preparedness Training,   this checklist also appears in an easy-to-follow photographic format for the benefit of the less-than-literate.


Restaurant Pick:

Don Carlos Mexican Food

Corner of I-35 and Highway 6/Loop 340 in the Central Texas Market Place
Waco, TX

Church Pick:

Well... due to ignorance and arrogance, we no longer have the Church Pick available. But we are looking for a new one. It seems some people were offended that we might suggest a church to anyone that has gotten to the bottom of this page. And the last pick sent this: "We get emails from time to time asking why we support this; we are at a loss to explain it." 

We'll find one that understands the First Amendment to the Constitution AND believes in teaching from the Bible and let you know. In case you can't find your copy of the Bill of Rights (National Archive link) quickly:

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.