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Quote worth considering: "We cannot expect the Americans to jump from capitalism to
Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving Americans small
doses of socialism until they suddenly awake to find they have Communism."
The Proper Way To Listen To Classical Music (taken from a Dillon Aero M134 Highlight Reel) Mass Slaughter In Our Schools: The Terrorists' Chilling Plan? And on the lighter side... Well maybe lighter. Osama on Santa. WARNING: Graphic Puppet Violence |
What do the top ten cities with the highest
poverty rate all have in common?
Einstein once said, 'The definition of
insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting
different results.' Don't get me wrong... the Republicans aren't standing up for you and me like they should but the Democrats sound like a bunch of "Communist Redistribution of Wealth" advocates and they STILL derive their power from keeping the poor people poor. Shame on you! |
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My
neighbors seem offended by my ownership of guns. In order to let them know I am tolerant of their position, I put a sign in my yard.
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20 Ways to be a Good Democrat
Current WeatherWaco 7-Day Forecast from KCENTVThe Rantings of a Mad Man(and we're not sure what definition of "mad" is appropriate. Editor)I've been (mostly) convinced that I should use this section for my current rants and raves. I'm hesitant to make this kind of section because of the pressure on me to come up with witty, poignant, socially relative commentary on a regular basis. But then I may eventually allow feedback so I can see what is up with you and then I can either agree or make fun of your problems. Hmmm, this may have potential after all. So...I have just returned from a meeting with someone that didn't want to be associated with this website. (Who would have "thunk" it?) The funny thing was that even though they had benefited from being mentioned here in keeping with their stated mission statement, they were concerned that "other people" might make some kind of assumption about their involvement with, not the information found here but rather, the name of the website in general. As many of you know I hold the sacrifice made by our Armed Forces guys higher than most and feel obligated to take advantage of the freedoms they have fought and died for. While I realize that the liberal, left wing, commie types have these rights and sometimes use them to denigrate those same brave men and women, I am always caught off guard by those that cheapen the sacrifice by trying to prevent others from exercising those same freedoms. In this case it wasn't the previously mentioned misguided group, but a group I thought would be more tolerant. So, in case you missed it, we won't be mentioning some local organizations because they are afraid of offending some other organizations... Wait what am I saying... I don't care whether someone else likes the truth or not so disregard. Instead of recommending things in the future, we'll simply REVIEW them and let you decide. I don't think those involved will like that better, but then they can have their own website. Until then... Remember: never forget. It does wonders for the memory.
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Alarming Threat Identified
Doctors vs. Gun Owners
Does the Government want your guns to protect you or them? Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health & Human Services)
Now think about this: Gun Owners
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million) (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188. (Statistics courtesy of FBI)
So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,096 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do. FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT
Almost everyone has at least one doctor. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
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case you didn't know... (according to the box that a Dairy Queen steak
finger dinner comes in)
p.s. If you don't know what a "Dairy Queen" or "steak finger dinner" is you are definitely NOT from Texas!
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A Sad Parallel...I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.Now let's see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be a automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: you child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
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THIS DESERVES YOUR ATTENTION REGARDLESS OF YOUR
POLITICAL OR RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION . PLEASE
TAKE THE TIME TO READ IT AND HOPEFULLY
YOU WILL FEEL THE NEED TO FORWARD IT ON AS I HAVE.
MAY "GOD" BLESS AMERICA
Whether you agree or disagree, this young soldier's words should be heard. He doesn't have the political clout to be on TV or written up in the press. We hear very little from "his" side. Please read and pass it on... Karon A. Lewis, MAJ USAR (and me, the editor of this site!) This was written by a 22 year-old soldier, I wish everyone in America could read it;
By Eddie Jeffers
Special note from the editor: Sgt. Eddie Jeffers was killed in Iraq on September 19, 2007. He was 23. We express our sympathy and respect to him and his family for his ultimate sacrifice for us.
I stare out into the darkness from
my post, and I watch the city
burn to the ground. I
smell the familiar smells, I walk through
the familiar rubble, and I look at
the frightened faces that watch
me pass down the streets of their
neighborhoods. My nerves hardly
rest; my hands are steady on a
device that has been given to me
by my government for the purpose of
taking the lives of others.
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Salt Grass Trail Ride: The oldest, the biggest, and the best!February in Houston means that the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo is coming to town! Thousands of trail riders on horses and in wagons trace the routes of 19th century cattle drives as they make their way into Houston in time for the opening day of this annual event. Some of our guys participated in this year's (2007) Salt Grass Trail Ride. We have placed some pictures here to show what it is like this year (GORGEOUS weather)! The 2006 pictures are here (although the pictures can't really depict how cold and wet you can be riding a horse around Houston, Texas!). Click here if you want more information on the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo. |
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And on the lighter side...German Engineering vs. Muslim Technology.Finally, a sensible news broadcaster!Patches the HorseLETTER FROM A FARM KID (now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training)This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary.Merry ChristmasKatrina fun is down further... Including the *NEW* Battle of New Orleans song!And a special page for the Hon. Mayor Ray Nagin since he has become almost as funny as Jesse Jackson.Eminent DomainIf you get a chain letter, you can refer them to here.Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:Other stuff is down below but you'll just have to go look for it. |
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Texas vs. USC - Of course being a Baylor Bear and Texas A&M Aggie fan, this would have been just as funny had it been a Longhorn Cheerleader, but still...
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Municipalities Are Starting To Hurt Small Businesses Where They Live from the SMALL BUSINESS DIGEST
Eminent Domain Property Battle from Fox News
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class.
He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!
The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"
"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid crap and act like a butthole!!! So he sent me!!"

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White Trash Hurricane Survival Kit:
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Door on which to float your booze (and your old lady)...................................check
To insure that all segments of society receive Fair and Equal
Opportunity Disaster-Preparedness Training, this checklist also appears in an easy-to-follow photographic format for the benefit of the less-than-literate.
